What do you do for your birthday?

Many people go out get drunk, have a good time… Kids have fun with jelly and ice cream.

So what did I do for mine the other day?

Well I awoke and had a bit of what I thought was wind… No this turned out to be a bug and soon i was in pain shivering and feeling really shitty. 

So no going out getting drunk!

I made the best of it and sat down to watch Borat on DVD. Anything to make me smile.

Then there is a rushing, wooshing sound. Turn to look round and there’s water pouring out of a hole in the radiator. Called for an emergency plumber, all of whom are on other jobs!

Asked my neighbour for some help… he managed to undo both sides of the radiator, so instead of water just coming out of the hole in radiator, it was now pouring out of three places.

Eventually a plumber turns up. 

So for my birthday I had a bug, a swimming pool for a carpet, no radiator and a bill from the plumber. 

*sigh*